From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.  


Responses:

Well now, is it files that bother you, or the sight of someone enjoying
themself? I'd like to respond to your request, but if I did, you might think I
was an easy mark. Who died and made you the Official Fun Patrol Officer? How
ironic, I came to the computer just to get away from you! As long as we are
doing away with problems, how about you changing jobs!

What is it that is really bothering you? I can't hear you with the computer
running. I'll bet, with your talent, you make a fairly decent salary tormenting
people. What difference will it make, you'll still be ugly, even if I do shut
it off! I hear you and I know where you are coming from. I just can't get
behind it.

Go bathe first, then we'll talk! I'll just bet you are looking forward to
martial law! You are the third person to suggest that to me, and if I said yes,
it wouldn't be fair to the others. Perhaps you didn't know that I have only a
week to live!  Who put you up to this? Lord knows, I admire folks who are not
afraid to be severely disliked.  What is your name?

I'd love to help you, but you've caught me at a bad time, just as I started
another file! If I do stop, then you won't have anything to whine about. I was
just doing this to keep creeps away.  Guess it isn't working.. I am an artist
and my medium is computer files.  When did you start to hate art? Is there
anything you enjoy? Let me know. I'll be happy to come around and ask you to
stop.

No, I will not quit. But I will defend to the death your right to request that
I do. My program is helpful, informative and silent.  You happen to have two of
these qualities. I can't quit. My parole officer says it steadies my nerves. 
When I get nervous, I commit crime. ===

Dear Editor: 
     The tone of your publication is completely unsatisfactory as has been the 
case for a long period of years.  My Grandfather read your publication and he 
hung himself.  My Father read your awful publication and he is in prison.  
I do not read your publication and I want my subscription cancelled before I 
take one out.                                                         

Dear Reader: 
     We aim to please, so you will not be allowed to subscribe to this 
publication. Records indicate  that we did not carry notice of your 
Grandfather's marriage, nor for that matter the marriage of your father.  
Although you are not in our readership as were your Grandfather and Father, 
in some ways, you are carrying along the family tradition.                                     

Sincerely,                      
Editor



                  
	                     From the            
                        JOKIN' AROUND DISK    
                               by               
                        LEEJAN ENTERPRISES    
                     P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.
                       South Australia. 5159.